Our 10 Favorite Back to School Jokes

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Our 10 Favorite Back to School Jokes

Many children around St. Louis are heading back to school in the next week. It’s also National Joke day. So, here are our favorite back-to-school jokes to get the year started with a little laughter. Enjoy!

 

10. Question: Why was school easier for cave people?    Answer: Because there was no history to study!

 

9.  Question: Why did the M&M go to school?  Answer: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!

 

8. Question: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school? Answer: She had bright students!

 

7. Question: What’s the king of all school supplies? Answer: The Ruler.

 

6.  Question: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher? Answer: He has only one pupil.

 

5. Question: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?  Answer:  teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”

 

4. Question: Why would a music teacher need a ladder?    Answer: To reach the high notes.

 

3.  Question:  What food do math teachers eat?   Answer: Square meals!

 

2. Question:  Why do magicians do so well in school?  Answer: They’re good at trick questions.

 

1.  Question:  What did the paper say to the pencil? Answer: You’ve got a really good point.

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